I love you big guy wedding crashers
John Beckwith : You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts. Jeremy Grey : I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. John Beckwith : Soft mattress? Jeremy Grey : Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape.SEE VIDEO BY TOPIC: The Wedding Singer (1/6) Movie CLIP - A Drunken Toast (1998) HD
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John Beckwith : You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts. Jeremy Grey : I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. John Beckwith : Soft mattress? Jeremy Grey : Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep. John Beckwith : Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
Jeremy Grey : Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me. John Beckwith : Why don't you say it a little louder? I don't think the priest heard you. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula. John Beckwith : Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters. Jeremy Grey : Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans?
Stop crying like a little girl. John Beckwith : I wasn't crying like a little girl. Jeremy Grey : Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? You play the motorboat? Jeremy Grey : You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house? John Beckwith : What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey : What do you mean "what's wrong with me? John Beckwith : No, what's wrong with you? Jeremy Grey : No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting! John Beckwith : Drop it. Jeremy Grey : You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood. John Beckwith : Drop it! Jeremy Grey : Team player! Jeremy Grey : How many times you gonna do this shit? Rule You don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.
John Beckwith : Rule Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot. Jeremy Grey : Rule No excuses. Play like a champion! John Beckwith : Claire! Will you wait just a second? All I wanted is was a second alone with you so I could explain things. But I've never gotten that chance. Maybe I don't deserve it, so here goes. For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings.
I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. It was childish and it was juvenile. Claire Cleary : And pathetic. John Beckwith : Yeah.
That's probably the best word to describe it. But you know what? It also led me to you, so it's hard for me to completely regret it. And that person that you met back at your folks' place? That was really me. Maybe not my name, I'm John Beckwith by the way. Or my job. But the feelings we felt; the jokes, the stupid laughs, that was all me. I've changed. I've realized something. I crashed a funeral today. John Beckwith : It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged to it.
John Beckwith : I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. He also might be a genius because it actually does work, he's cleaning up.
Claire Cleary : John! John Beckwith : I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's neither here nor there. Anyway, I saw this widow and she's a wreck.
She has just lost the person she loved the most in this world and I realized we're all going to lose the people we love.
That's the way it is, but not me. Not right now. Kathleen Cleary : I just had my tits done. You like 'em? Kathleen Cleary : William doesn't give a shit about my tits. John Beckwith : Well, darn him. But Mrs. Cleary, this is pretty sudden Kathleen Cleary : Oh, you been playing "Cat and Mouse" with me ever since you came here. John Beckwith : Mrs.
Cleary, I don't Kathleen Cleary : Call me Kat. John Beckwith : Okay, Kat. Kathleen Cleary : Call me "Kitty Kat". John Beckwith : Okay, Kitty Kat.
This feels "borderline" inappropriate. Kathleen Cleary : Feel them. John Beckwith : What? Kathleen Cleary : I said feel them! Kathleen Cleary : Kitty Kat. John Beckwith : I'm sorry, Kitty Kat, are you out of your fucking mind?
Vince Vaughn: Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith: I think he's on steroids. John Beckwith: It's the first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a hail mary? I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan!
So, Wedding Crashers is on Netflix now. The two boys smack of a MeToo case. Good guys. I sat down to watch it with my girlfriend the other day and I was quickly reminded how funny this movie is. Vaughn had a unique charm in the mid-noughties.
Owen Wilson: John Beckwith
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Jeremy Grey : I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. John Beckwith : Soft mattress? Jeremy Grey : Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room.
The Best Scenes From Wedding Crashers
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25 Wedding Crashers Quotes: “It’s Wedding Season, Kid!”
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